Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

(Source: einsteinonacid)

Don't read books; you will get feelings and die.
Don't watch tv shows; you will get feelings and die.
Don't watch movies; you will get feelings and die.
Don't read comics; you will get feelings and die.
Don't listen to music; you will get feelings and die.
Don't make friends over the Internet; you will get feelings and die.
Don't fall in love with celebrities; you have already gotten feelings and will die.
Just...just sit in a corner doing nothing until you eventually die.
...From feelings.

xsadiax:

therightfulkingofassguard:

mygodofmischief:

missred12:

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

British Invasion of the SEXY.

that picture of Matt is ridiculously cute.

This post pretty much sums up my life. Ruined by these four gorgeous fuckers. 

british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup

castielandsherlockstolethetardis:

jupitereyed:

paypermint:

bennyslegs:

msbunbury:

brotherhood of the traveling shirt of sex.

These people are quickly making purple my favorite color.

i used to dislike the colour purple

honestly

You forgot some people.

And let’s not forget this one!

As much as i adore the colour purple may i destroy your day with this?

diagnosticsismydivision:

lokis-4rmy:

loki-though:

throttlemonster:

Misunderstood good guy Loki

I WILL BURN YOU THE SWEETEST PLAYLIST EVER

I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU the next time we play Monopoly

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY AWESOME DANCE MOVES

I’m sorry. This is the best thing in the entire world.

(Source: crisis-x)

para-moriarty:

hilarious-war:

meeya87:

soft-watson-warm-watson:

Please draw me what your brain looks like (plz be creative)? ;D

- possessive-pairings

being creative took a while. welcome to my brain.

OMG SOMEONE DRAW WHATS INSIDE MY BRAIN

THIS IS SERIOUSLY ME, OH MY GOD.

Dead. I’m so dead.

neil-gaiman:

From the photo, I couldn’t tell which of them was meant to be which, though. Probably someone should make Good Omens twice, so they could each play each role. That would work.

petrichorandsmoke:

A lot of people have been throwing around posters for their dream casting of Good Omens, and there’s a few (Hiddles/Cumby!) that I really like, but when my flatmate and I were reading GO, we mentally both cast David Tennant and Jude Law as Crowley and Aziraphale, respectively. With that in mind, here is my submission for dream casting.